 We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose! Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!
Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…
Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…
If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…
Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!
Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............
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